02 July 2012

There's a chance it could eat me alive...

So I am currently watching tv even though I have a ton of laundry to do. It's not that I don't want to do the laundry, I can't do the laundry. I went downstairs earlier and something ran under the washer and dryer.

A chipmunk?
Awww!

A rat?
Kind of cute... if caged.

A vilociraptor?
Oh hell no!

No freaking clue! But I'm afraid that while I'm putting the clothes in the washer, it will come out and run across my toes -- which is a huge fear of mine.

I would probably scream bloody murder. My a-hole neighbors probably wouldn't even care. I would die a slow, lonely death while whatever it is eats my body.

So tonight = night off for this housewife!

7 comments:

Brook said...

Ooh! Stay upstairs where it is safe! The crappy house I lived in during a summer in college had chipmunks in the basement. I took my laundry to the house where I babysat. Safer.

Alana Christine said...

Ugh! I hope it wasn't any of these things (although I've always wanted a pet chipmunk).

Mrs. Newlywed Giggles said...

I would probably be afraid of the vilociraptor too.

Rachel @lifeasMrs said...

lol ya wait til tomorrow maybe it'll move on when it gets warmer.

jess said...

Hahaha! You definitely can't do laundry. That would totally freak me out. It could legit be a vilociraptor...

Nikki said...

Ha! This is funny! Hopefully it didnt eat you in your sleep!

TheTinyHeart said...

EEK! I had so many mice in my apartment when I lived in the city. Luckily now my two dogs will keep any creatures away :)

-Sharon
The Tiny Heart