23 March 2014

: to mark or color...

transitive verb \ta-ˈtü\
:  to mark or color (the skin)

As most of you know, I'm an inked up freak lady. It's who I am and who I'll always be since you know, they're permanent and all. Although I'm two years older and wiser (just let me run with it) than the last time I got a tattoo, I will always have the itch -- no, not that kind of itch. Anyway...
I scratched it. 
Like a little kid with chicken pox.
Like a man and his balls.
Like a flea infested dog.
Introducing, Ello Governormodeled after the S&W Governor which shoots .45 ACP, .45 Colt, and .410 shotshell...

I've been planning it for years however money was tight plus I wasn't going to just visit any Joe-Schmo to tattoo a huge black blob resembling a man shlong on my thigh. 

I'm over the moon pleased with how it came out and I can't wait for warmer weather to show this bad boy off. Just not around my dad - he doesn't know yet. 

Daddy, if you're reading this, just remember that I'm your baby girl and I love you!!

Update: I told my dad... I should have taken an anxiety pill first. He's cool with it - I mean, it's there now so what can he say. Meanwhile, I felt like I was fifteen, failing GED school, and telling him I'm pregnant with twins. 


Courtsbrooke said...

I too have the itch...starts about 2-3 months after one. Actually got my 7th yesterday and already planning my eighth. My dad is not so thrilled so I just wait for h to notice and then we both forger it. Lol. By the way...your new tat totally kicks ass!

Crazy Shenanigans-JMO said...

That's pretty cool!