07 February 2012

Bullseye!

Well hello lovely followers and welcome to my 100th post!

Yup, you read that right... 100!!!

I had started this blog as a way to express myself after over a year of reading them. Not once have I felt any regret about starting 90 Percent Blonde. I have met some wonderful people along the way and sometimes I can't even imagine my life without this little blog of mine. So here we go, number 100...


"Hi, my name is Sarah and I'm addicted to shopping at Target"
*in unison* "Hi Sarah"

Yes, that is right. I am addicted to shopping at Target. I go there about 2-3 times a week and buy something almost every time. The one time when I didn't go for a full week - and my dad knew - he told me Target called wanting to make sure I was ok. He also busts my chops and asks when they are giving me my own parking space (which I wish they did that way I wouldn't lose my car... that's a whole 'nother story though)


There was the time this happened... January 6th to be exact...



A normal person's first thought would have been "Oh my gosh, I hope the driver's ok"

My first thought? "Oh my gosh, A TARGET TRUCK!!! What if it was on its way here?!? What sales will I miss out on???" Then I thought about the guy.

Priorities = wrong!

I've even gotten stuff I won't need for a long time!

Don't you love that face I made. Not only was a super tired, in pain,
and without any make up at all but can you say botox!
Here, let me zoom in for you...


Ummm, a maternity shirt?!?

I thought it was a normal shirt - which I found in the womans section, not maternity - until I wore it and it didn't fit right. Whoops.

Occassionally, I play around while there...

Luckily, I've never been kicked out yet.
Yet.

And I have gotten phone calls before from family members asking what the cost of something would be at Target and where it would be found in the store. Target needs to start paying me!

Pinned Image
Pretty confident this was written about me

Who else will I be seeing at Shoppers Annonymous? And don't lie!

11 comments:

Megan said...

I LOVE LOVE LOVE Target. I literally go about three times a week. Target is my happy place :). Glad to know I'm not alone!

Courtney said...

Oh my gosh, my love relationship with Target is at an unhealthy level. We have one right by my office and I have forbidden myself to go in there on my lunch breaks anymore because I spend money on things I do NOT need!

Jessica said...

I always spend a ridiculous amount of money in Target!

Tamara said...

I am right there with you! There is a Target a mile away from where I work, and you better bet I spend most of my lunch breaks there. I'm trying to break my habit, but its so darn fun!

JeanineL said...

Yay Congrats on the 100th post!!! And yes I am totally a shopaholic! My main addiction right now is Amazon. I love it, the daily deals, being able to see anything I could possibly want, no wasted gas money!! Its fantastic. And plus getting a package in the mail is like Christmas all over again!!! And I LOVE Christmas!

Jessica Renee said...

Oh gawd I'm ridiculous too when it comes to Target! And I have actually purposely bought a pair of maternity jeans (way before I was even pregnant) because they were the style and color I was looking for..and of course they were stretchy and so comfy! They just had a stretch band though, not the huge panel! haha. Love that picture at the end, so true!!

Jamie said...

Target is the best. And worst. Depends on if my husband checks how much I spend.

Bon Bon said...

storyofmylife right here:-) I live about 2 minutes away from one...sooooo...yeah. xoxo

Amanda Nicole said...

LMFAO... The shirt just made me die laughing because LAST WEEK.. I was at target and I was trying to figure out why this shirt I wanted had these like bunches on the sides.. This lady with a baby belly is holding the same shirt different color and looks at me and said, "AWWW you're adorable! You're so tiny! When are you due?!" Luckily I caught on quick.. why are they mixed in with the normal clothes?! SO glad I wasn't the only one.

danielle p. said...

i love this. glad to see others share my target obsession :D

Crazy Shenanigans-JMO said...

I'll go into Target on a mission for one thing and I swear I leave 100 dollars poorer and with a ton of stuff! lol