However you want to word it.
She's not here.
I'm worried, folks. Something bad could have happened to her.
What if she fell in the toilet and is stuck?
because everyone wears sunglasses in the bathroom
Or what if a velociraptor got to her?
there's some crazy things found in NC
Where oh where did my Bethany go???
THIS IS THE GREATEST EFFING POST EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteO.M.G. This is...hilarious! Thanks for the morning laughs & I think I've spotted her on twitter lately so I dont think a velociratpor got her. Maybe, the toilet thing did happen though & she's just tweeting from there...?
ReplyDeleteI'm wondering the exact same!
ReplyDeletehahhaha
ReplyDeleteOMG the toilet bowl pic is too funny!
ReplyDeletebest guilt trip ever.
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