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02 July 2012

There's a chance it could eat me alive...

So I am currently watching tv even though I have a ton of laundry to do. It's not that I don't want to do the laundry, I can't do the laundry. I went downstairs earlier and something ran under the washer and dryer.

A chipmunk?
Awww!

A rat?
Kind of cute... if caged.

A vilociraptor?
Oh hell no!

No freaking clue! But I'm afraid that while I'm putting the clothes in the washer, it will come out and run across my toes -- which is a huge fear of mine.

I would probably scream bloody murder. My a-hole neighbors probably wouldn't even care. I would die a slow, lonely death while whatever it is eats my body.

So tonight = night off for this housewife!
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7 comments:

  1. Brook02 July, 2012 21:52

    Ooh! Stay upstairs where it is safe! The crappy house I lived in during a summer in college had chipmunks in the basement. I took my laundry to the house where I babysat. Safer.

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  2. Alana Christine02 July, 2012 22:22

    Ugh! I hope it wasn't any of these things (although I've always wanted a pet chipmunk).

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  3. Kenya 02 July, 2012 22:37

    I would probably be afraid of the vilociraptor too.

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  4. #mommylife02 July, 2012 23:12

    lol ya wait til tomorrow maybe it'll move on when it gets warmer.

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  5. jess02 July, 2012 23:28

    Hahaha! You definitely can't do laundry. That would totally freak me out. It could legit be a vilociraptor...

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  6. Nikki03 July, 2012 06:15

    Ha! This is funny! Hopefully it didnt eat you in your sleep!

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  7. TheTinyHeart03 July, 2012 09:13

    EEK! I had so many mice in my apartment when I lived in the city. Luckily now my two dogs will keep any creatures away :)

    -Sharon
    The Tiny Heart

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