Friday letters without the use of marijuana...

Remember how I told you yesterday that I've been uninspired lately? Well, I told Beau that last night and his response was, "If you want we can pick you up some pot." Then proceeded to sing, "I can see clearly now the rain is gone." Well thank you Johnny Nash but I will skip my turn to puff puff then pass.

{Please note that we do not use or promote the use of marijuana or any other illegal substance}

I've decided that what I need is a Friday Letters sesh so that's exactly what I am going to do...

Dear Friday the 13th - Lets bring some good, kapeesh?

Dear spell check - No, I didn't not mean 'japes', 'capers', or any of the other words you listed.

Dear Beau - Please never quit your day job to become a singer. Don't get me wrong, I would support you if you did but please don't put me through that misery. Also, thank you for working out with me 4 times (so far) this week. It's nice to have your company while trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle.

Dear body, and more specifically, spine - Even though you ache/throb like the dickens after a short run, or after anything really, thank you for holding up. I'm trying to get you fixed but this takes time. I'm glad that you are still allowing me to get out of bed every morning without too much trouble.

Dearest darlingest Momsie and Popsicle - Aren't you glad I don't call you that on a regular basis?

Dear Christian Louboutin - Your new Cinderella-inspired shoes would look awfully good on this bride's feet. Just saying...

Dear live puppy cam - Swoon <3

Dear co-workers at my new job - Thank you for welcoming me in with open arms. I already see some awesome friendships starting to bloom.

Dear Bethany - This totally made my day yesterday...

Dear readers - I'm sorry that my posts have been scarce lately. I will hopefully be back on track soon. Just don't expect it within the next two weeks (but I will have some guest posts for you).

Dear cheese puffs - Why must you be so amazeballing addictive?! You completely cancel out those walks Beau and I have been taking with your cheesy goodness. And why do you have to come in such a large container? My elbow does not enjoy getting covered with cheese powder every time I go in for one.

Dear DirecTV and Viacom - I cannot believe that you two haven't come to an agreement yet. You have some pretty angry customers which includes this girl. Will I at least be compensated for not having channels that I pay for and regularly watch???